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Man wakes from boozy night out to find his penis chopped off
A man woke up after a boozy night to discover his penis had been hacked off — and he had no idea how it happened, it’s reported.
Tan Nan had allegedly been out with friends in Hunan, southern China when he became so drunk he fell asleep, according to local media reports.
When he came round the following morning he felt a sharp pain in his groin, then noticed his genitals had been chopped off, reported Chinese-language local paper STEN. Police are now investigating the bizarre case.
Nan allegedly told cops he had no idea who was responsible for the cruel prank.
According to the Sanxiang Metropolis Daily, the 44-year-old from Huaihua, Hunan, was bleeding profusely but several hospitals apparently turned him away as they were not equipped for such an operation.
Finally, he was taken to Changsha Hospital and treated by microsurgery experts, according to reports.
Local media reported that Dr. Wu Panfeng, who treated Nan, said usually parts of the body that had been amputated should be kept in a dry, refrigerated manner.
After seven hours of surgery, his manhood was reported to have been successfully reattached.
Now he is recovering and doing well, medics have said.
via: https://nypost.com/2019/05/21/man-wakes-from-boozy-night-out-to-find-his-penis-chopped-off/
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Toddler stuck ‘used condom’ from McDonald’s in mouth: report
A McDonald’s customer in Australia says she was “sickened” to find her 2-year-old daughter stuck a “used condom” she found at the chain in her mouth, according to a report.
The little girl’s mom — who only wanted to be identified as Wendy — said her daughter now requires STD testing after the incident Friday night at the fast-food joint in Perth, the local 10 daily reported.
“I don’t know how it happened but when my husband next looks at her, she’s sucking on a black condom,” Wendy said. “I ran into the bathrooms, washed her mouth and hands and came out and gave her a drink.”
The couple said they rushed their daughter to a doctor — who suggested they retrieve the condom from the restaurant for testing, according to 10 daily.
But the McDonald’s reportedly refused to give the condom back to them.
“What if there is an STD there and my daughter is going to get it? We have to wait two months to do a blood test on her,” the mom said.
A McDonald’s spokesperson said the restaurant was investigating the incident.
“We are very sorry that the incident occurred, and take situations like this seriously,” the rep said. “Cleanliness and safety are our top priorities and we ensure the shift manager on duty conducts what we refer to as a travel path every 30 minutes.”
via: https://nypost.com/2019/04/22/toddler-stuck-used-condom-from-mcdonalds-in-mouth-report/
Teen injured when gun goes off while taking selfie
A Texas teen trying to take a selfie while holding a gun ended up in the hospital after it went off, sending pieces of glass and metal into his face and penetrating his brain, according to a report.
The photo shoot went awry around 11 p.m. Thursday as the 16-year-old boy was posing with a loaded 9mm pistol at a San Antonio home, news station KABB reported.
The unidentified boy accidentally fired a bullet at his phone, sending glass and metal shrapnel into his face and eye, authorities said.
The shooting penetrated the teen’s brain, and he was rushed to University Hospital in stable condition, radio station WOAI reported.
Police are investigating to determine how the teen got hold of the gun.
via: https://nypost.com/2019/04/23/teen-injured-when-gun-goes-off-while-taking-selfie/
FL Man used squirt gun to shoot neighbor with his urine and vowed to “do it again” after he was nabbed
An irate, pee-brained Florida man filled up a squirt gun with his own urine and blasted a neighbor several times as she walked her dog — and vowed to “do it again” after he was nabbed, police said.
Joel William Benjamin, 71, is facing a misdemeanor battery charge after his Saturday arrest at an apartment complex in Gulfport, where he spotted the unidentified woman walking her dog and “approached the victim and pulled out a water gun that contained his own urine,” according to an arrest report obtained by the Tampa Bay Times.
Benjamin then squirted the woman several times and later told police he would “do it again” if given the chance, according to the arrest report.
It’s unclear what sparked the urine attack, but a source close to the matter told The Smoking Gun that Benjamin may have been aggravated by fellow residents at the Seaside Villas apartment building who do not curb their dogs.
The sickening incident did not “cause bodily harm” to the woman, according to the arrest report.
Benjamin, who has been released from the Pinellas County Jail, could not be immediately reached.
via: https://nypost.com/2019/04/16/man-used-squirt-gun-to-shoot-neighbor-with-his-urine-cops/
Mom’s rotting body concealed with 66 air fresheners
The discovery of a 78-year-old woman’s rotting body in a rocking chair led authorities to arrest her daughter, according to officials.
Jo-Whitney Outland, 55, was charged Monday after her mom was found dead surrounded by 66 air fresheners at their home in Bristol, Virginia, the Bristol Herald Courier reported.
Concerned relatives who hadn’t heard from Outland’s elderly mom, Rosemary, decided Monday to check on the woman at the residence, authorities said.
After Outland turned them away, saying her mom wasn’t home, they climbed through a window, according to police.
“They found what they believed was their deceased aunt inside the home,” Sgt. Steve Crawford told the Bristol Herald Courier. “They couldn’t tell for sure.”
The relatives called 911 and authorities entered the home to find Rosemary’s body under more than 50 blankets.
“I pulled back the blankets, and I see the body of an elderly female under these blankets,” Crawford said. “There were all of these air fresheners around.”
Officers wore protective suits as they dug through the blankets, car air fresheners and other items, to recover the body.
Police said there were no signs of foul play on her body and they believe she died from natural causes.
Near the body, there was a letter penned by Outland claiming her mother died in December 2018.
“It’s very bizarre,” Crawford said. “I don’t know what her future plans were.”
Police arrested Outland and charged her with felony concealment of a body.
via: https://nypost.com/2019/02/15/moms-rotting-body-concealed-with-66-air-fresheners-cops/
Photo Credit: Jo-Whitney Outland – Bristol Police Department
Man arrested for projecting porn onto his garage door
It’s drive-in porn.
Antonio Smallwood, 41, of Virginia was busted last week for allegedly projecting a porn flick on the front of his garage door for his neighbors to see, The Smoking Gun reported.
Police were called to the Newport News home after a neighbor reported to authorities that “pornographic material [was] being displayed,” according to the news outlet.
When an officer arrived, he “observed a movie involving sexual activity being projected on the garage door of the residence,” The Smoking Gun reported, citing a police report.
The cop attempted to serve Smallwood with a summons for screening the X-rated movie, but when the porn buff refused to sign the summons, he was arrested.
Smallwood was charged with obscene sexual display and obstruction of justice, according to the report. He was booked into the local jail.
The man is being held without bond. A court appearance is scheduled for March 8.
via: https://nypost.com/2019/02/11/man-arrested-for-projecting-porn-onto-his-garage-door/
Man’s attempt to treat back pain with semen injections goes horribly wrong
A nutty Irishman landed in the hospital after he took matters into his own hands to treat his back pain – by injecting himself with his own semen, according to a report.
After injecting himself monthly for a year and a half, the unidentified 33-year-old developed a subcutaneous abscess in his arm, as well as emphysema and edema – excess fluid – under his skin, the Irish Times reported.
The man said he had been injecting his own semen, without medical advice, as an “innovative” method to treat his lower back pain.
He revealed that he injected one monthly “dose” of semen for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle he bought online.
The patient was treated with an intravenous antimicrobial drip, but he decided to discharge himself without allowing doctors to drain the “local collection,” the news outlet reported.
The case was revealed in a report published by the Irish Medical Journal titled, “Semenly Harmless Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous Abscess.”
Dr. Lisa Dunne of Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Tallaght, who authored the case report, found that there were no other reported cases of intravenous semen injection to be found anywhere in medical literature.
Hotel owner with sex dungeon tried to buy girl for ‘slave training’
A Connecticut hotel owner who had a “sex dungeon” hidden at his business was arrested after he attempted to buy a preteen girl for “slave training” and “limitless sex” for two days, police said.
Simon Hessler was arrested Tuesday after investigators set up a sting to nab the 46-year-old man during a child prostitution and human trafficking investigation. Hessler was caught attempting to purchase a 12-year-old girl for two days in exchange for $500, the Hartford Courant reported.
The preteen girl, however, was a “very petite narcotics officer from East Hartford.”
Police began investigating Hessler in October after they discovered he sought photos of young Mexican girls for a “casting couch interview,” the newspaper reported, citing the arrest warrant. In conversations with Connecticut State Police Det. Samantha McCord, Hessler revealed he had a dungeon he used to train slaves. The alleged sex dungeon was “an elaborate sado-masochism room with multiple beds with whips and chains and handcuffs on the wall.” It also included a metal cage with a padlock.
Hessler shared with the detective several photos of the dungeon, which was located in Hessler’s business, New England Hospitality Management.
The hotel owner eventually asked McCord to bring him a “DCF/foster kid” so he could train her in his “slave quarters” and have sex with her, the police report stated. He allegedly asked for the girl to be dropped off at a trailer parked in the Manchester hotel parking lot where she would be left handcuffed with a black hood and on the floor.
Hessler was arrested once he pulled up to the trailer. Police also recovered 11 flash drives from Hessler’s house after they contacted his wife, who asked if her husband had “done something with underage girls.”
Hessler was arrested and faces several charges, including attempted felony to patronize a prostitute and second-degree attempted sex assault.
He is being held on $1 million bail and expected back in court on Dec. 12.
22-year-old brat arrested for attacking mom with sausages
This son is the würst!
Police in Florida arrested a hungry 22-year-old jerk who pelted his mom with sausages because she accidentally bumped into him while making his dinner.
Hermes Callijas-Gasperin attacked his mother on October 8 in their Bradenton home, the Smoking Gun reported.
The food fight erupted when Callijas-Gasperin demanded his mom make him dinner, and she said she was busy.
When she did begin to cook his meal — sausages — she accidentally knocked into her son.
The wiener threw the sausages at her, hitting her in the eye, and then put his hands on her neck and pushed her, the report said.
Grilled by Manatee County cops, Callijas-Gasperin claimed he only wanted his mom to apologize. He was arrested and charged with misdemeanor domestic battery.
via: https://nypost.com/2018/10/13/22-year-old-brat-arrested-for-attacking-mom-with-sausages/
Worst maid ever drank my booze, wrecked my home and passed out on the floor
The only thing these maids cleaned out was the liquor cabinet!
A Brooklyn woman expected a spick-and-span home when she hired a cleaning company to tidy up her Williamsburg pad.
Instead, the maids trashed her apartment, ate her ice cream, guzzled her booze — and one of them even passed out drunk on the kitchen floor.
“I hired two ladies from Joanna’s Cleaning Service in Brooklyn and they didn’t clean a thing, just drank all my liquor and f–ked up my home,” fumed Genevieve Snow, 29, in a now-viral Facebook rant posted Monday.
“My roommate came home to one of them blacked out face-down in our kitchen and the other long gone. My spice rack was smashed, my marble coffee table upended which smashed a stone bowl, keys were gone, booze was gone and chocolate ice cream left on the sofa.”
Now Snow says she’s out of pocket more than $400 for the damage — and, adding insult to injury, when she asked for reimbursment, the company tried to explain it all away with a sob story that the sloshed sweeper’s husband had just left her and her teen daughter was knocked up.
Snow says she’s used Brooklyn-based Joanna Cleaning Service for the occasional spruce-up dating back to 2013, and emailed her most recent contact at the business, a woman identifying herself as Joanna Oltuszewska, for the Aug. 27 job.
She let the two maids in that day before heading off to work — leaving $180 plus a $60 tip — but one of her housemates woke up a few hours later to find the cleaners sitting on their couch eating.
“You know when you are not supposed to be doing something, people jerk up really quickly? They did that,” said roommate Kristen Nepomuceno, 28, who then went off to her job at Soul Cycle.
But when Nepomuceno returned home from work around 5:30 p.m., it was a very different scene. The house was a mess, one maid was nowhere to be seen, and the other was passed out on the floor next to a smashed spice rack.
“I walk in and see bare feet — she is literally lying right here,” Nepomuceno said, pointing at her kitchen floor.
She left the apartment in horror and called the cops — and when they all returned, the maid was awake, sitting on the couch and digging into a pint of ice cream.
“She is licking ice cream and hammered, beyond hammered. She drank one whole bottle of Broker’s Gin and [most of] a bottle of Kettle,” said Nepomuceno.
The NYPD confirmed cops went to the apartment and sent a drunk woman from there to Woodhull Hospital. Snow says they didn’t take a report, however, telling her the cleaners hadn’t committed any crimes and advising her to “take it to civil court.”
Snow fired off an angry email to Oltuszewska asking to be reimbursed for the service, spice rack and getting her locks changed. But the woman kept trying to wiggle out of paying — claiming the passed-out maid was having “family problems.”
“Her husband left her after 19 years marriage, and that day when she was cleaning your apartment she had the phone call that her teenage daughter is pregnant,” Oltuszewska wrote in an email shared with The Post.
“She couldn’t stop her emotions and that’s why she used the alcohol, thats never happened before.”
When Oltuszewska stopped responding altogether, Snow posted about her experience Monday with a bad review on Joanna Cleaning Service’s Yelp page.
That’s when a woman identifying herself as Joanna Sokolowska got in touch — claiming her company, Joanna Cleaning Service, hadn’t cleaned her home since 2017, and insisting she must have been taken for a ride by Oltuszewska, a former employee who was fired in 2013 and set up a rival company called Joanna’s Cleaning.
“I have nothing to hide,” Sokolowska told The Post.
“[Oltuszewska] was working with us — an independent worker. She left and opened her company … I am 100 percent sure it was her.”
Snow says it’s possible a former employee stole her information and took her for a ride, but notes that Oltuszewska first got in contact with her in 2016 when she emailed Joanna Cleaning’s listed email address about getting some cleaning done.
She can’t find an address for either Joanna and just wants to know where she can send the bill — or a lawsuit. “The end goal is finding an address to sue the business,” Snow says.
“If there really are two Joanna’s Cleaning Services, I want to know who owns both of them and where they are registered.” The number listed for Joanna’s Cleaning was disconnected when The Post called Monday, and Oltuszewska did not respond to requests for comment via email.
Photo credit: Kristen Nepomuceno