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Woman uses Jimmy Dean Sausage as a Dildo
I really TRIED my hardest to IGNORE this ratchet FUCKERY! I can’t FIGHT the petty clowning LOL Here I go… So you take yo’ ratchet ass into Walmart where you thought you could just walk casually down the meat and cheese aisle get (shop lift) you some Jimmy Dean sausage then go into Walmart’s bathroom then open the pack of sausage then have a dildo masturbatin’ good time with that Jimmy Dean sausage for 30 mins? What’s wrong baby ya’ man can’t get it up? Is his Viagra expired? Does his sausage go in like a Rolo after a minute? I HATE WALMART! I REALLY DO LOL Btw This is a Satire Story LOL
News 8 Louisiana – Police are calling this a crime of the unthinkable, something that most people would never imagine doing. On Monday, police were called to a Louisiana Walmart under the suspicion that a customer was shoplifting food. According to the complaint, a Walmart worker radioed security about a suspicious woman in the meat aisle. Security cameras filmed 33-year-old Shaniqua Johnson shoving sausages under her shirt. CCTV footage then shows the woman walking to the bathroom, where she remained for at least 30 minutes.
Source: http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/
So Sad, So Dumb. Selfies Kill More People Than Sharks
A Japanese tourist at the Taj Mahal has died after falling down the stairs while taking a selfie. The incident brings new attention to a disturbing trend. (Photo: iStock)
Okay we’ve all taken selfies before but DAYUM!! Be creative be inspiring but PLEASE SAFE! I’ve taken a selfie on my bed laying down and one time fell on the floor but I think that’s as dangerous as I got that’s what I get for trying to be sexy. lol
The selfie nabs one more victim. A Japanese tourist has died after attempting to take a self-portrait at the Taj Mahal’s Royal Gate. The 66-year-old man fell down the stairs and suffered head injuries, losing consciousness and leading to his death. One of his friends also fractured a leg in the fall.
It’s a sad story, and what’s even sadder is that it’s not the only one. As if you needed additional proof that people need….
Source: https://www.yahoo.com/travel/so-sad-so-dumb-selfies-kill-more-people-than-160318578.html?src=rss