Tag: POOP
Florida Substitute teacher dumps poop on party in revenge against principal
This substitute teacher in Florida really wanted the principal to eat sh-t.
Heather Carpenter, a sub at Phillippi Shores Elementary School, will be arraigned Friday for allegedly sabotaging the principal’s party at a Sarasota park by dumping human feces on the grills and tables, news station WWSB reported.
Police said 42-year-old Carpenter was angry over a complaint she filed at school and wanted revenge on the principal.
The sub allegedly was witnessed in rubber gloves and a face mask around 6:30 a.m. Dec. 1 at Urfer Park putting fecal matter around the pavilion, which was reserved for the birthday party of the principal’s 6-year-old daughter.
Officers spoke to the principal who explained she had an ongoing dispute with a substitute teacher, who taught her daughter’s class. The detectives went to the home of Carpenter, who allegedly confessed to the act of revenge, officials said.
She told officers she flung the poop around the pavilion because she was upset over how a complaint she filed at school was being handled and wanted to disrupt the birthday festivities.
Carpenter was arrested Dec. 7 on suspicion of criminal mischief. She was released the next day on $2,500 bond, according to court records.
Photo Credit: Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office
Jogger won’t stop pooping on family’s lawn
This jogger has a serious case of the runs — and she just doesn’t give a crap.
A Colorado mom is losing her s—t over a mystery woman who’s been pooping outside her house at least once a week.
Cathy Budde, of Colorado Springs, said her kids caught the daring defecator mid-squat.
“They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘Are you serious?’” Budde told KKTV. “‘Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!’”
But instead of cutting the crap, the woman — whom the Buddes have dubbed “The Mad Pooper” — has returned to do her business outside the family’s house for at least the past seven weeks, even though there’s a bathroom across the street.
“I thought for sure she’s mortified, it was an accident, she’ll go get a dog bag, come back, clean it up, never run here ever again,” said Budde, who said the jogger comes armed with napkins. “Not the case.”
The Buddes have since turned to the Colorado Springs Police Department for help in nabbing the carefree crapper.
But cops are just as dumbfounded.
“I’ve been here 35 plus years and I’ve never experienced someone that has been defecating in the same area multiple times. It’s bizarre,” Lt. Howard Black told The Post.
Black acknowledged the toilet humor behind the mystery — but said the culprit could have a legitimate mental health issue.
“I don’t want to make this a joke if this is someone in crisis or there’s an issue there,” he said.
The feces fiend could face charges of public defecation, if caught.
“This is an investigation, we will get her identified,” said Black. “We want to hold her accountable for this inappropriate behavior.”
“I put a sign on the wall that’s like ‘Please, I’m begging you, please stop,’” said Budde, who’s taken photos of her mid-action. “She ran by it like 15 times yesterday, and she still pooped.”
“There’s plenty of public restrooms less than a block away from where she’s targeting,” the fed-up mom added. “This is intentional.”
via: http://nypost.com/2017/09/19/jogger-wont-stop-pooping-on-familys-lawn/