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Posted by : lovelyti / On : May 12, 2017

Sean Spicer ‘spent several minutes hidden in the bushes’

Comedy, News & Info

I CAN’T WAIT FOR SNL!!

There are plenty of popular political television shows set in Washington, D.C. – “Scandal,” “House of Cards,” “Madam Secretary,” etc. – and for people who’ve never worked in Beltway politics, it’s only natural to wonder which shows best capture real life.

The answer, of course, is “Veep.” In fact, it’s not even a close call.

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The Rachel Maddow Show, 5/9/17, 9:00 PM ET

Trump fires Comey as investigations into Russia ties heat up

Rachel Maddow traces the timeline of events in the investigations into Donald Trump and his associates leading up to the firing of FBI Director James Comey, the specious explanation by the Trump White House, and Jeff Sessions’ violation of his recusal…

Last night at the White House, for example, Press Secretary Sean Spicer didn’t seem altogether prepared for reporters’ questions about his boss firing the FBI director for reasons that don’t make sense. The Washington Post captured the scene:

After Spicer spent several minutes hidden in the bushes behind these sets, Janet Montesi, an executive assistant in the press office, emerged and told….

Source: http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/sean-spicer-spent-several-minutes-hidden-the-bushes

Posted by : lovelyti / On : May 7, 2017

A Teen Asked His Prom Date If He Needed To Buy “A Croissant” And People Are Trolling

Comedy, News & Info

So CUTE! LOOOOL

High school seniors Sophia Martinez and Rocky Rentería are best friends from Mission, Texas, and are going to prom together this Saturday…..

 

Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/cmon-rocky?bffbmain=undefined&ref=bffbmain&utm_term=.jqzl3XJkV5#.omjXqxJpbe

Posted by : lovelyti / On : November 28, 2016

CVS employees lock themselves in backroom and call police after black customer asks to buy cheese

Comedy, News & Info, Our posts
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Ricky Berry (Courtesy: WRIC)

All these two Black men wanted was some sliced cheese so they hopped in they car and made late night trip up to CVS Pharmacy to get some of that kraft with real milk sliced cheese. They both walked in and asked the sales clerk do ya’ll got some sliced cheese? Was told  that they didn’t have it then with sonic speed the clerk and their co-worker was gone! The two black men and another costumer who was there before them to get some oragel for his tooth concerned and puzzled they all  started looking for the sales clerks. The three men looked high and low for 30-45 mins getting more worried  but unbeknownst to them the two clerks had  called the police the police arrived; started  helping the three men   look for the missing clerks they looked high and low all the while laughing at the creepiness of it all. The store clerks where found locked in a back room all huddled together scared of the two black men who just wanted to buy some sliced cheese. The clerks had locked themselves in a back room  and huddled up cause they was scared of the two big black men Get this the clerks asked  the two black men to leave and the very police officer who helped them look  reinforced this request telling  the two scary black men  that they were trespassing and they had to leave AIN’T THAT A BITCH? As you may know after CVS Pharmacy spokesman  got wind of this they came out with nothing but an apology.  Apparently, there had been some other scary black men in the area acting suspiciously in that same area  the same day.

 

 Trump has really brought out the  overt racist,  STUPID, ignorant and silly in some white  people.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWeks0H0epI

Source:

 

http://wate.com/2016/11/25/all-i-asked-for-was-sliced-cheese-customers-baffled-after-cvs-employees-hide-call-police/

Posted by : lovelyti / On : November 25, 2016

CNN Programming error?

Comedy, News & Info

wow

Accident my ASS! In Boston CNN views got a nice thanksgiving early Christmas treat CNN “accidentally” aired a whole hour of hardcore PORN YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT Hardcore Porn! You folks in Boston are freaks! LOOL Of course CNN came out with a statement in 5,4,3,2,1….

 

NOPE.

 

CNN denied airing 30 minutes of hardcore porn yumminess they blamed it on the cable operator RCN in Boston for they freakish ways. Sips tea while eating buttered popcorn DAYUM I WISH I LIVED IN BOSTON!

 

READ MORE: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/cnn-accidentally-airs-30-minutes-of-non-stop-hardcore-porn-a7439371.html

 

Posted by : lovelyti / On : October 8, 2016

Elfen’s Rant Blackface or NOT to Blackface?

ALL Things HipHop, Comedy, News & Info, Our posts
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Via Twitter Claire Kempe, 17 dressed as Kodack Black for school spirt day

 

Before I get this letter going let me start by writing to all my Black Brothers and Sisters who may have been attacking Claire Kempe, 17, attends Countryside High School in Clearwater, she came to school dressed as her favorite rapper Kodack Black with NO BLACKFACE but you still found her costume racist? She did EVERYTHING right she had her little styrofoam cup his tats her hair was done in bantu knots. Ya’ll HYPOCRITES really don’t understand racism and what Blackface is cause if you did you would NOT have bullied this young lady. PLEASE GO READ A BOOK ON BLACKFACE OR EVEN YOUTUBE BLACKFACE cause ya’ll definitely ain’t gonna learn this at school.

This is an open letter to ALL white folks who think wearing blackface as part of your costume or cosplay showing your love for our Black and brown skin celebrities,

Halloween is coming near this it is a time to show off our creative skills in the makeup chair now ya’ll love Michinne from the Walking Dead but you don’t need to paint your face dark skin with a realistic prosthetic nose. You don’t have to put on Blackface to look like Crazy eyes all you need to do is get you an orange jump suit and put your blond straight hair into mini buns, I mean Bantu Knots and you’ll be the life of the party!

To the fella’s if you admire our boy Keapernick that’s cool really cool cause you understand WHY this Brother Is taking a knee okay you got a Keapernick number 7 jursey great all you need to do is get you an Afro wig or a football helmet NO BLACKFACE REQUIRED! and you ready to impress da ladies 😉

YOU CAN DO THIS MY LOVELY WHITE PEOPLE! I know ya’ll like Kanye West and his wife Kim I know it’s hard not to admire Kanye with his dark skin beautiful face and nice smile but all you need to do is get some raggedy close throw them into a musty closet with some moths let them bite holes in them and BAM!! YOU GOT YEEZY WEAR!! Then go to the barbershop and get you a low cut fade, some sunglasses and a chain you good!

Any Steven Universe fans reading my blog? GOOD if you love Garnet that’s cool but DON’T try to be so accrete you want to put on blackface if you really think about it Garnet is RED. While Halloween and Cosplaying is fun but PLEASE WHITE PEOPLE DON’T PUT ON BLACKFACE CAUSE YOU MIGHT GET KNOCKED IN THE FACE!

 

 

 

Posted by : lovelyti / On : March 28, 2016

The Tears of a Clown Kat Williams

Actors, Comedy, News & Info

What can we say Katt Williams is that clown with tears flowing down his face he wants to feed his sadness,happiness; anger by making everyone else laugh, making us happy with a joke I’m sure like a lot of comedians he gets a rush from seeing his audience fall back with a laugh and thunderous applause for his comedic delivery. I think people; his fans a like forget Katt Williams is human, with family; friends who love him?

 

Within the last few years we’ve seen this comedic genius slowly spiral out of control until it’s not even funny. If you are a TRUE fan of Katt Williams or not you have to wonder who is truly in his corner? Sadly showing signs of mental illness; this time he is very vulnerable and could end it all with a gunshot to his head or someone will end his life for him. Like so many of our comedians who has ended their lives they didn’t see a way out their deep depression,the yes men;women; money problems family problems.

 

Katt Williams is alone he seems to not know who to trust; I’m sure he scared, he may feel crying, laughing; yelling at the top of his lungs while silently asking for help. I don’t think anyone is really listening (SOME) everyone is just sitting back laughing AT him; not with him. He truly has tears of a clown.   

“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone.”

Robin Williams~

Here’s a link to another cry for help http://www.vibe.com/2016/03/family-wants-katt-williams-hospitalized/?utm_source=sc-fb&utm_medium=ref&utm_campaign=kattwilliams

Posted by : lovelyti / On : October 24, 2015

Woman uses Jimmy Dean Sausage as a Dildo

Comedy, News & Info

I really TRIED my hardest to IGNORE this ratchet FUCKERY! I can’t FIGHT the petty clowning LOL Here I go… So you take yo’ ratchet ass into Walmart where you thought you could just walk casually down the meat and cheese aisle get (shop lift)  you some Jimmy Dean sausage then go into Walmart’s bathroom then open the pack of sausage then have a dildo masturbatin’ good time with that Jimmy Dean sausage for 30 mins? What’s wrong baby ya’ man can’t get it up? Is his Viagra expired? Does his sausage go in like a Rolo after a minute? I HATE WALMART! I REALLY DO LOL Btw This is a Satire Story LOL

 

 

 

News 8 Louisiana –  Police are calling this a crime of the unthinkable, something that most people would never imagine doing. On Monday, police were called to a Louisiana Walmart under the suspicion that a customer was shoplifting food. According to the complaint, a Walmart worker radioed security about a suspicious woman in the meat aisle. Security cameras filmed 33-year-old Shaniqua Johnson shoving sausages under her shirt. CCTV footage then shows the woman walking to the bathroom, where she remained for at least 30 minutes.

 

Source: http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/

Posted by : lovelyti / On : September 20, 2015

Ice T said Wha?? Kanye’s Fashion show stuff looks…

Actors, ALL Things HipHop, Comedy, News & Info

Now I was thinking the SAME thang but didn’t tweet it!! Kayne has lost his mind or we’ve been PUNKED!! Ice T is right this what HE calls Fashion looks like future slave gear! LOOOOL

Kanye's fashion show stuff looks like future Slave gear to me… Just sayin. pic.twitter.com/E59UE882rK

— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) September 17, 2015

Look at this….

fash

The Carters and Puffy was like…

really

Posted by : lovelyti / On : September 5, 2015

Survivor’s Remorse TV Review

Comedy, News & Info, TV Serials & Shows

Had I known this show was this good i would’ve definitely watched the first season while it was airing last year. Survivor’s Remorse is definitely a show that everyone should be watching.The show tells the story of Cam Calloway, a basketball player who signs a pro basket ball contract and moves himself and his family to Atlanta and of course go through their fair share of mishaps.

The show stars, Jessie T. Usher as Cam Calloway, RonReaco Lee as Reggie Vaughn Cam’s Cousin, Erica Ash as Mary Charles Calloway Cam’s sister, Teyonah Parris as Missy Vaughn Reggie’s wife, Tichina Arnold as Cassie Calloway Cam and Marry’s mother, and Mike Epps as Uncle Julius. This show will definitely keep you laughing and each character has a purpose in every episode.

Season 1 only has six episodes so it won’t take you anytime at all at watch the entire season, Season 2 began 2 weeks ago and will have about 15 episodes and it has been renewed for a 3rd season. If you have the Starz channel, new episodes come on every Saturday at 9:30. Though granted that this show isn’t suitable for younger views for it having strong language and occasional violence and sexual content.

It’s definitely worth the watch you won’t regret it! Let’s support black television!

Posted by : lovelyti / On : August 11, 2015

BET Punks All Of Black America

Comedy, News & Info, Ratchetness

Well the biggest prank on Black America has been pulled, and none other than by BET. Not too long ago BET advertised that it would be bringing back the raunchy music block known as BET Uncut.

Well that’s proven to have been all a lie as this was a set for BET’s new series, Punk’d. Well the prank was very effective. While some are laughing it off, some are highly pissed. I hope BET’s ratings don’t drop even further because of this.

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