Girl shares mom’s rum bottle during online show-and-tell
When Illinois second-grader Penny was given an assignment to bring “something that smells good” to her remote-school class, her mind went straight to Mommy’s liquor cabinet.
“It’s moments like these that I wish I didn’t go all ‘balls out’ on having children,” Penny’s mother, Meghan Maza Oeser, wrote in a now-viral Facebook post on Monday. “Here’s Penny … showing her class ‘something that smells good.’ ”
Beneath the text is an image of Penny at her neat learning station, wearing light-pink headphones and happily holding up to her virtual classmates a bottle of Malibu rum nearly the size of her torso. While her class can’t appreciate the alcohol’s coconut scent through the airwaves, they can certainly see that Penny has chosen an object she won’t be legally allowed to drink for years to come.
“#InJesusNameAmen #BlessIt #PleaseTakeThemBackNow #HideYoWife #HideYoKids #HideYoMalibu,” Oeser hashtagged the post, which has racked up more than 93,000 likes in less than a week.
This isn’t the first time Oeser has gone viral. In April, on the first day of e-learning with her six children, she accidentally flashed her daughter’s class — a hilariously common mistake other parents have fallen victim to in the age of online classes.
“I’d go ahead and normally call myself a semi-tech savvy person. Not today. I am no longer savvy. I am now a day drinker. I’m done,” she wrote in her retelling of the event. Oeser was wearing nothing but a towel in her bedroom, having just taken a shower, when one of her kids came in, asking for phone help. “How do I end this?” her daughter whispered, holding up the phone so the screen was facing her mother, unsure how to log out of her Google Hangouts class. That’s when the towel slipped.
“So there I am … heavy towel … that fell around my waist … with my 40 something year old t–ties staring Mrs. Definitelygonnaneedsometherapyafterthis RIGHT in the face!!!” Oeser wrote, concluding the post, “End call.”
via: https://nypost.com/2020/09/04/girl-brings-moms-bottle-of-malibu-to-online-show-and-tell/
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