Guy in online group that points firearms at genitals has predictable accident
A member of a Facebook group dedicated to men who get their rocks off by posting photos of loaded guns pointing at their privates got a bit trigger happy – and accidentally shot himself in his junk, Vice reported.
The unidentified member of the group “Loaded Guns Pointed at [B]enis” from the San Diego area posted a video of himself pointing his .45-caliber M1911 semiautomatic at his genitalia.
After a brief pause, the gun went off.
“Hey [b]ois, I might have f— up,” the man wrote in a gross understatement above a photo of a towel stuffed between his legs, along with blood splattered on the floor and a copy of the Constitution, according to Vice.
The original footage and subsequent thread was deleted but the group’s members later uploaded the gory mess again, the outlet reported.
As he bled, the man wrote: “God’s caliber [.45] went through my scrotum, mattress, boxspring, and floor.”
He thought at first that the round just grazed his testicles, but he found out about the damage at the hospital, where he posted a photo of himself in a green gown while lying on a gurney.
“Turns out it wasn’t a graze, that round went right the f— through me,” he wrote. “What I thought were two graze wounds, turned out to be an entrance and exit wound.”
An administrator for the Facebook group – which rewarded the nut by making him an admin himself — told Motherboard that he “is 100% okay, actually went to work the next day.”
“The reason we are calling him king is partially because the poor guy already shot himself, don’t think he needs to be chastised as well… I’m quite sure he’s learned his lesson without the entire world calling him an idiot,” the group leader said.
In one meme created by the group, which changed its cover photo to a screenshot of the man pointing his gun at his penis, Barack Obama is seen giving him a Presidential Medal of Freedom.
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