Woman uses Jimmy Dean Sausage as a Dildo

I really TRIED my hardest to IGNORE this ratchet FUCKERY! I can’t FIGHT the petty clowning LOL Here I go… So you take yo’ ratchet ass into Walmart where you thought you could just walk casually down the meat and cheese aisle get (shop lift)  you some Jimmy Dean sausage then go into Walmart’s bathroom then open the pack of sausage then have a dildo masturbatin’ good time with that Jimmy Dean sausage for 30 mins? What’s wrong baby ya’ man can’t get it up? Is his Viagra expired? Does his sausage go in like a Rolo after a minute? I HATE WALMART! I REALLY DO LOL Btw This is a Satire Story LOL

News 8 Louisiana –  Police are calling this a crime of the unthinkable, something that most people would never imagine doing. On Monday, police were called to a Louisiana Walmart under the suspicion that a customer was shoplifting food. According to the complaint, a Walmart worker radioed security about a suspicious woman in the meat aisle. Security cameras filmed 33-year-old Shaniqua Johnson shoving sausages under her shirt. CCTV footage then shows the woman walking to the bathroom, where she remained for at least 30 minutes.

Source: http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/