Alliance woman calls 911 to report Chinese food that was “not to par”

Posted by : lovelyti / On : July 8, 2015 / In : News & Info

Okay I love me some Chinese food and sweet-and-sour pork with extra sauce but… DAYUM this heffa called 911 cause her chicken chow mein and tartar sauce wasn’t quite right? REALLY??? Are kidding me right now? So this heffa called 911 cause her egg rolls tasted like burnt rubber? Ummmm…. I’m sorry my sistah you called 911 for your undercooked fried rice while some poor individual could have or may have DIED because of your senseless, mindless and pure straight up dumb fuckery. Don’t drop the chopsticks!

ALLIANCE, Ohio – An Alliance woman learned the hard way that bad Chinese food isn’t a justifiable reason to call 911.

Alliance police report that they received a call around 4:30 p.m. Monday from 44-year-old Tracey McCloud who said the Chinese food she ordered from a local restaurant was “not to par.”

Via: ABC News 5 Ohio

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