“What is you doing, baby?! I didn’t even get my food yet, baby!” the Louisiana native can be heard saying, as plates and punches fly in all directions.
“We live, baby! Yea!” he adds.
Authorities confirmed Sunday that the fight took place early Saturday at around 4:20 a.m. at the Denny’s off of Wolf Road in Colonie, according to the Albany Times Union.
No arrests were made and no one was ticketed, cops said.
The melee was caught on tape by Nick Joseph, aka “Nick Nack Pattiwhack,” who was at the restaurant with his famous side-kick, Dan Rue.
The jokesters, both from Baton Rouge, are known for their crazy antics and online videos — which include joking around in celebrities houses and public places. They’ve coined a slew of catchphrases, such as “We live, baby!” and “That’s the one, Danielson!”
Pattiwhack uses several of them in the fight video, which starts out with the pair inside Denny’s as tension begins to escalate between two groups of people.
For some unknown reason, punches are eventually thrown — with plates breaking and silverware flying everywhere — while Pattiwhack performs his shtick and watches the drama unfold.
“Oh, baby! They live, baby!” he says, unfazed by the battle going down inside the Denny’s.
“What is you doing, baby?! Oh no, baby!”
At one point, Pattiwhack musters up the courage to go over to where a trio of girls are fighting and grabs his drink off the table next to them. The move has garnered him some hate on social media, with many condemning him for not jumping in to stop the violence.
“I can’t believe u didn’t save some one,” wrote one Facebook user. “Smh peter Pipe a f–k u!!! That ain’t cool.”
Another added, “Real talk…This wasnt cool or funny at all. I like you two guys, yall make me laugh but this is sad seeing grown folks especially black women acting like hoodlums and you promoting it.”
In response to the comments, Pattiwhack wrote: “My job as a crime stopped us to record and gather faces .. that way I don’t get touched and they don’t get touched by me.”
Police said they wouldn’t be releasing a report on the incident due to the personal information regarding those who were mentioned. Denny’s would not comment on what happened, either.